750+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit ...Leer más
750+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites. *Random joke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. "
"Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? To practice."
"A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral.""
"A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. 'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.' 'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. 'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?\'"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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Detalles de la App
ACTUALIZADA EL: 19-sep-2013
INSTALACIONES: 10.000 - 50.000
VERSIÓN ACTUAL: 3.3.5
REQUIERE ANDROID: 1.6 o superior
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acceso completo a Internet
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ver estado de red
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modificar/borrar los contenidos de la tarjeta SD
Le permite a la aplicación escribirle en la tarjeta SD.
leer estado e identidad del teléfono
Le permite a la aplicación acceder a las funciones telefónicas del dispositivo. Una aplicación con este permiso puede, por ejemplo, determinar el número de teléfono, el número de serie de este teléfono, si una llamada esta activa y el número que recibe la persona a la que llama.
Localización precisa (GPS)
Acceder a fuentes de localización precisa así como al Global Positioning System (GPS) en el teléfono cuando esté disponible. Puede que aplicaciones maliciosas utilicen esto para determinar donde estás y eso puede consumir más batería.